What Does It Mean If a Bird Poops on You?
— A Surprisingly Deep Dive Into Sky-Turd Philosophy 🪂 It Happened. The Sky Betrayed You. One second, you’re enjoying your iced latte. The next, your shoulder’s got a new polka dot. From above. No warning. No apology. You stare at the creamy white blob of betrayal.You mutter, “Seriously?” while passersby laugh and say, “It’s good …
